Sometimes, you hear something that just bears repeating.

Obviously, "I'll put my dick through his eye", fits into this category.

While Scott might need a little help to accomplish such a feat, such as a large ladder, a general anesthetic  (for the intended victim), a pair of tweezers, and a magnifying glass, the person who coined this famous phrase would certainly not have required any such help.

He could "knock you the fuck out" with it, using it like a giant club.  Or so he has claimed many many times over the years.

I can't accomplish these statements without a great supporting cast surrounding me.  They provide tons of inspiration.  One of the best beach stories of all time will always belong to Nick. 

I don't need to drag this story out, so I'm going to keep it as simple as possible.  Here's the scene.. hot day, crowded beach, and Nick in the ocean wearing a bathing suit he has just recently come to realize is see-through.  I was unfortunately the one to discover it's transparency... as Nick was diving in the water the crack of his butt being visible as he crested a wave made me think the ocean bottom had opened up and was about to swallow all manner of man and beast. 

So, to end this story on the greatest of notes. Nick is extremely unhappy regarding having a swimsuit that turns invisible when wet.  To try and minimize his embarrassment he asks me to "Please go retrieve my fucking towel"  I refuse, and one of the greatest events of mankind occurs.  Nick slinks along the ocean bottom trying to keep himself under the water until the last possible moment.  He then springs forth from the water,  bobbing and weaving as he sprints towards his beach towel.                                                                                         

Added some new shirts to the store!  Mostly for the ladies.  But guys can now be the great and mighty Lesbian Conquerer.

Please buy one..... we're hungry.